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Taking the Con out of Conservative!!!!

December 27th 2007 03:31

A late Merry Christmas to all of you and a early Super Homo Happy Early New Year. My new years resolution is going to be joining every church and religion I can find and praying to all the appropriate gods for Rove to choke on his own vomit, FUCK THAT MAN!.

Ok so as reminded by one of my readers I'm well over due for another blog! Sorry for being busy and having a life but mainly having nothing funny or mad to say! Well that stops now after having a near death experience in the car with my father heading down the to the gold coast! In his great wisdom he decided that going clockwise around a round about was just plain wrong! He decided that the appropriate measure was to go anti-clockwise and then he was forced to slam on his breaks before he hit 3 cyclist and 2 on coming cars. He then decided to go oh so slowly in reverse like an 110 year old until he almost had another car run up his arse!


After this incident in the car my Father and Auntie Ruth decided that they wanted to talk politics and so one of the things they asked was how do I see the Liberal party now since all the shit has hit the proverbial fan. I think to do the topic justice you need to let me give you a little history of the Libs from what I know and understand.

Now what most people aren't aware of is the party is made up of 2 main factions. There is the Liberal Central Left and a Hard group of Conservatives which are made up of your run of the mill conservatives and my most hated enemy the Religious Right, or as I have affectionately named them The Mind Rapists. Originally though the RR (religious right) were a minority but in recent years a hard group of complete ass hats in NSW have been stacking the membership in the local liberal branches in some areas.

So what this means is say an aspiring Mind rapist goes to his church and tells everyone how the moral fiber of our society is crumbling and babes are exploding out of mothers tummy's as they are being dragged to the heavens in the Rapture. He needs his fellow like minded church goers to become payed members of the liberal party and go to all the meetings and when it comes to voting for things they vote out the EVIL Secular standing member and vote in one of their own kind! Now that is what I call COMPLETELY SUPER MEGA HOMO!

Now a little info in the Liberal Central Left. Once there was this man called Don Chipp! he was a nice guy and a liberal lefty if ever there was one! One day he decided he wanted his own party that's job was to act as the sheriffs and keep the main parties honest and hold them to their policies and promises! Now what a lot of people don't know is Angry Ben was once a member or this party but that all ended when people like the current bunch that are heading the party turned out to be these ridicules hard core lefty's. God they blow! I knew senator Bartlet when he was a Secretary of Sheryl Kerno and I hated that woman beating fucktard back then. He learned well off his boss that traitorous ladder climbing selfish bitch Kerno.

In case you guys don't know Kerno was leader of the democrats and a standing senator when she decided to up and leave the party and just join labor where she most deservingly was labeled as a traitor and was giving a seat were no one wanted her! SUCK ASS to her. To think I actually trusted and respected that woman.

So what dose this crap I have told you mean, well basically it means that the Liberals were a coalition long before the Nationals ever joined their ranks. The party has been made of these 2 groups which shared a mutual goal, political power and installing a fiscal conservative outlook. But how long can this go on for! I think the days of a strictly conservative party are dead or at least dying. The liberals down fall was their conservatism, they struggled so hard to conserve the type of party they were when they last took power that that have strangled them selfs on their own conservatism. Simply put they became old and no one likes having old people gnaw off your ear telling them about when they were a kid how hard life was and how labor did this and labor did that. Parties of today need to be flexible and broader reaching. They need to walk that tight line of spending wisely and saving, not going along with every idea yet not dismissing out ideas because they don't run inline with their own world view.

The next few years will be an interesting viewing experience concerning the Libs! Enjoy the viewing!


Oh as far as news goes I have none because I'm on holidays and I'm wanting to live in ignorant bliss for once! Hopefully the world has not ended but when I get back to work is the time when I will find out. Sorry I'm not being overly funny but well I'm just not feeling it to be honest but I still have plenty of hate for Rove and hippies and a bunch of other crap!

So may a rolling stone that never grows moss, be still able to crush hippies to mush.

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A brief introduction by Angry Ben

November 26th 2007 07:41
These are the thoughts and opinions expressed by Angry Ben about the current Australian Political scene and the Media, not only local, but in some cases International. Angry Ben hopes to bring a thought provoking, informative and challenging read but liberally splashed with humor and out right ad hominem attacks against the people and institutions that fall into the category of Tools, Bastards, Wankers, Cock Knockers, D**k Heads, Arse Hats, F**K Tards and just plain old Silly Buggers.
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