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January 29th 2008 09:18
Greetings, salutations, hello, Salu, hi, and welcome! Well I know this post had been way to long and to tell you the truth I was tired of talking politics and watching the news so I took a much needed break to wack off at mind numbing double penetration porn! Man those girls that partake in that type of sex are really something. I mean seriously two cocks just looks painful and judging the woman's genuine attempts to unconvincingly fake enjoyment, I'm guessing she feels exactly the same way.
Now besides that mile stone a few sweet things have been going on! Firstly I'm an uncle to a beautiful girl called Bella! I must admit I'm watching the stars and reading the signs and riding the ether all in hope that it points to her being the Anti-Christ! Nothing would make me more proud than her leading an unholy army of demons and undead against those pansy arse bible nuts and that wanker of a god called Yahweh or Jehovah or what ever you want to call him!.
Secondly my girlfriend has not turned out to be a psycho hose beast who can only express herself by pinning me to the ground face down and raping me with a 12 inch black rubber cock! She is just simply wonderful and its gross! I actually told her I love her the other day!!! I mean seriously I'm I a total Homo or what! But in all honesty I could not have a better women even if I ordered one from Russia.
Thirdly I would like to say "Fuck Mac, fuck that stupid wanky piece of plastic crap of a computer." I don't own one I just really fucking hate them. My girlfriend owns one and I find it to be the virtual equivalent of deep throating the late great walking tri-pod John Holmes. I just gag and get teary eyed trying to operate it.
Fourthly I want to share with you a email correspondence that I had with a good mate of mine, Vern who lives just up the road.
"Hey Ben,
Was just thinking about what you said......about the foreign debt thing and the Howard/Keating govt thing. We went from $74billion debt in 1986(Keating) to over $407billion(Howard).....Not bad work. Also Howard sold off Telstra (in two stages)...made much more money.
Maybe you should put it on your blog?
The Far King V!"
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This is Vern and I'm not kidding.
My measured response to this was
"Dearly retarded Vern
They sold Telstra off to pay off the Keating debt and it was sold in 3 stages not 2 as you have incorrectly stated, most people didn't give a rats about the third stage and they had some trouble moving the shares. Howard left us in the black not in the red look you either have not read the articles you sent me or you have deliberately misrepresented the information hoping I would not bother to read it. For example in the most useful link you sent, which is
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It states "It should be noted that foreign debt does not equal national debt"
The chart you are looking at is total investment in fact your also looking at private debt and state Gov debt in fact your looking at all debt from any money loaning source what is owned by people overseas.
"The latter is the total government debt and comprises government borrowings from Australian residents and government borrowings from overseas residents"
But all this aside I must concede and admit those figures are rather high and notice from 1980 to 1996 (which is the end of the chart) its through the fucking roof and I believe that is the exact time labor held power for! (Takes are running bitch slap at Vern's face) Who the fuck would have guessed!!!!
Now in educating the retarded I feel the need to paste this and highlight it in BOLD letters
"In the September quarter 1997 the ABS began publishing Australia's balance of payments and international investment statistics on a new basis, consistent with the most recent international standards for these statistics. The main reason for this change was to improve the international comparability of Australia's statistics.
A consequence of the above initiative however, was a change in the definition of foreign debt. Whereas previously, gross foreign debt was defined simply as the amount borrowed from non-residents by residents of Australia, the revised definition includes financial derivatives (not previously collected) and has been widened to include all non-equity liabilities. The result was an increase of $50 billion in gross debt in 1996-97. For purposes of symmetry with the concept of gross foreign debt, the definition of net foreign debt has been similarly widened to comprise all non-equity liabilities less all non-equity assets. The result was an increase of $4 billion in net foreign debt in 1996-97. ABS foreign debt figures on the new basis have been calculated back to June quarter 1982"
This means Vern they have changed the definition to fit with international standards as the Keating/Hawk government with its huge debt i guess did not feel the need to change the figures so it looked like it was doing even worse. Thats what that big dark blue line on the chart is Vern, its the new definition.
But Vern my friend you tool of all tools, and yes that is an Ad hominem attack as your making me have to fucking write this when all I want to do is go to bed. The chart you have given me finishes in 1996 and 1997. Howard only came in at the end of 96 and never sold off Telstra to pay for debt till later. Its the wrong dam dates you fucking horses arse and dose nothing but prove my point to you in our previous conversation.
The second article you sent me is a opinion piece and means fuck all in fact if you read rest of the sight you will find its a big left leaning news source and if your going to quote links at me I will ask you to refrain from quoting pure 100% bullshit at me, you either get hard figures for me from non partisan sources or just don't bother me at all. I really hate reading articles which miss represent the facts worse than you Vern, it's like Sunday school all over again.
The third article is about foreign investment Vern Why did you feel the need to show me that link? Did you actually read it Vern? Is this how they educated you to check your sources Vern when you studied journalism? Btw this is another opinion piece with no references to were they get their info and is off topic, so please don't send me them,
In the forth link I guess I must be the smacktard now, as for some reason when you sent me a page with about 100 different links to download I for some reason aren't sure what your trying to show me? WTF! Am I a fucking mind reader?
Anyways I have to get ready for work now for fuck sake, but you will be pleased to know I will be using this for www.angryben.net actually. It will be about how to fucking waste my time and how not to conduct any type of meaningful dialog. Now go and fucking hug a tree or what ever it is you do Vern and leave the grown ups to worry about life!
Deepest Regards
Angry Ben
God bless.
PS: I might come over tonight and do beer!!! you interested! Oh and I can watch that homo movie you want me to see to!"
Let this email serve as a warning to anyone who tries to bullshit me, or as I think Vernon was, to fucking lazy to really check his stuff! In fact if anyone sends me a letter like my mate Verns and they aren't a close friend I swear I will ejaculate in your ear when you sleep.
Fifthly I want to state that Rove created the A.I.D.S Virus in an attempt to just be even more annoying. If your reading this Rove I just want to tell you this my arch nemesis. One day people all over this great nation will come the realization that your not funny and when that day comes, oh and it will come Rove, then you will lose your house, your tv show, your friends and your health and I will be there Rove. I will be there and I will laugh like a Pirate on Nitrous Oxide after he has just heard a fucking hilarious joke off a good comedian, unlike you Rove. I HATE YOU Rove, I hate you, PIGFUCKER!!!!!
OK so from now on guys I'm going to be raving about all sorts of crap and not just leaving it to the media and politicians. Everyone and everything is a target now. I intend to write more frequently and I would love to hear your feed back and if you think you can tell a funny tale and share a opinion please let me know and I may make you a writer and my personal anal love slave. Please spread the word and put www.angryben. out there!!!
Now besides that mile stone a few sweet things have been going on! Firstly I'm an uncle to a beautiful girl called Bella! I must admit I'm watching the stars and reading the signs and riding the ether all in hope that it points to her being the Anti-Christ! Nothing would make me more proud than her leading an unholy army of demons and undead against those pansy arse bible nuts and that wanker of a god called Yahweh or Jehovah or what ever you want to call him!.
Secondly my girlfriend has not turned out to be a psycho hose beast who can only express herself by pinning me to the ground face down and raping me with a 12 inch black rubber cock! She is just simply wonderful and its gross! I actually told her I love her the other day!!! I mean seriously I'm I a total Homo or what! But in all honesty I could not have a better women even if I ordered one from Russia.
Thirdly I would like to say "Fuck Mac, fuck that stupid wanky piece of plastic crap of a computer." I don't own one I just really fucking hate them. My girlfriend owns one and I find it to be the virtual equivalent of deep throating the late great walking tri-pod John Holmes. I just gag and get teary eyed trying to operate it.
Fourthly I want to share with you a email correspondence that I had with a good mate of mine, Vern who lives just up the road.
"Hey Ben,
Was just thinking about what you said......about the foreign debt thing and the Howard/Keating govt thing. We went from $74billion debt in 1986(Keating) to over $407billion(Howard).....Not bad work. Also Howard sold off Telstra (in two stages)...made much more money.
Maybe you should put it on your blog?
The Far King V!"
Really Long Link
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Really Long Link
Really Long Link
This is Vern and I'm not kidding.
My measured response to this was
"Dearly retarded Vern
They sold Telstra off to pay off the Keating debt and it was sold in 3 stages not 2 as you have incorrectly stated, most people didn't give a rats about the third stage and they had some trouble moving the shares. Howard left us in the black not in the red look you either have not read the articles you sent me or you have deliberately misrepresented the information hoping I would not bother to read it. For example in the most useful link you sent, which is
Really Long Link
It states "It should be noted that foreign debt does not equal national debt"
The chart you are looking at is total investment in fact your also looking at private debt and state Gov debt in fact your looking at all debt from any money loaning source what is owned by people overseas.
"The latter is the total government debt and comprises government borrowings from Australian residents and government borrowings from overseas residents"
But all this aside I must concede and admit those figures are rather high and notice from 1980 to 1996 (which is the end of the chart) its through the fucking roof and I believe that is the exact time labor held power for! (Takes are running bitch slap at Vern's face) Who the fuck would have guessed!!!!
Now in educating the retarded I feel the need to paste this and highlight it in BOLD letters
"In the September quarter 1997 the ABS began publishing Australia's balance of payments and international investment statistics on a new basis, consistent with the most recent international standards for these statistics. The main reason for this change was to improve the international comparability of Australia's statistics.
A consequence of the above initiative however, was a change in the definition of foreign debt. Whereas previously, gross foreign debt was defined simply as the amount borrowed from non-residents by residents of Australia, the revised definition includes financial derivatives (not previously collected) and has been widened to include all non-equity liabilities. The result was an increase of $50 billion in gross debt in 1996-97. For purposes of symmetry with the concept of gross foreign debt, the definition of net foreign debt has been similarly widened to comprise all non-equity liabilities less all non-equity assets. The result was an increase of $4 billion in net foreign debt in 1996-97. ABS foreign debt figures on the new basis have been calculated back to June quarter 1982"
This means Vern they have changed the definition to fit with international standards as the Keating/Hawk government with its huge debt i guess did not feel the need to change the figures so it looked like it was doing even worse. Thats what that big dark blue line on the chart is Vern, its the new definition.
But Vern my friend you tool of all tools, and yes that is an Ad hominem attack as your making me have to fucking write this when all I want to do is go to bed. The chart you have given me finishes in 1996 and 1997. Howard only came in at the end of 96 and never sold off Telstra to pay for debt till later. Its the wrong dam dates you fucking horses arse and dose nothing but prove my point to you in our previous conversation.
The second article you sent me is a opinion piece and means fuck all in fact if you read rest of the sight you will find its a big left leaning news source and if your going to quote links at me I will ask you to refrain from quoting pure 100% bullshit at me, you either get hard figures for me from non partisan sources or just don't bother me at all. I really hate reading articles which miss represent the facts worse than you Vern, it's like Sunday school all over again.
The third article is about foreign investment Vern Why did you feel the need to show me that link? Did you actually read it Vern? Is this how they educated you to check your sources Vern when you studied journalism? Btw this is another opinion piece with no references to were they get their info and is off topic, so please don't send me them,
In the forth link I guess I must be the smacktard now, as for some reason when you sent me a page with about 100 different links to download I for some reason aren't sure what your trying to show me? WTF! Am I a fucking mind reader?
Anyways I have to get ready for work now for fuck sake, but you will be pleased to know I will be using this for www.angryben.net actually. It will be about how to fucking waste my time and how not to conduct any type of meaningful dialog. Now go and fucking hug a tree or what ever it is you do Vern and leave the grown ups to worry about life!
Deepest Regards
Angry Ben
God bless.
PS: I might come over tonight and do beer!!! you interested! Oh and I can watch that homo movie you want me to see to!"
Let this email serve as a warning to anyone who tries to bullshit me, or as I think Vernon was, to fucking lazy to really check his stuff! In fact if anyone sends me a letter like my mate Verns and they aren't a close friend I swear I will ejaculate in your ear when you sleep.
Fifthly I want to state that Rove created the A.I.D.S Virus in an attempt to just be even more annoying. If your reading this Rove I just want to tell you this my arch nemesis. One day people all over this great nation will come the realization that your not funny and when that day comes, oh and it will come Rove, then you will lose your house, your tv show, your friends and your health and I will be there Rove. I will be there and I will laugh like a Pirate on Nitrous Oxide after he has just heard a fucking hilarious joke off a good comedian, unlike you Rove. I HATE YOU Rove, I hate you, PIGFUCKER!!!!!
OK so from now on guys I'm going to be raving about all sorts of crap and not just leaving it to the media and politicians. Everyone and everything is a target now. I intend to write more frequently and I would love to hear your feed back and if you think you can tell a funny tale and share a opinion please let me know and I may make you a writer and my personal anal love slave. Please spread the word and put www.angryben. out there!!!
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