Last time I checked God wasn't an Aussie!!!
December 6th 2007 09:52
Hello readers! Well now for my second long winded second rant. So you may be wondering what the title of this blog is referring to! Well I'm sure most readers out there have a fair idea that Americans tend to love God and I don't mean love like asking God out on a date then going to the movies and dinner and maybe with a kiss at the end of the night. Let me clarify, what I mean is they ask God out on a date then slip a tab of Rohypnol in to his drink then throw him in the back of the car and rape his arse while taking pics and putting it up on the net!
They just looooooooove God, in fact on a recent survey around 50% of Americans think that the universe is only 6000 years old and we all came from two people called Adam and Eve who ate some magic fruit because a snake told them so and because of that we got AIDS, War, Oprah, Famine, Rove and Today Tonight. I would also like to point out that these people have the bombs! Yes Americans scare me! I would also like to state I have spent time in the USA and I met many wonderful people and in fact I would go to say they are just lovely! A little self absorbed and hugely ignorant of the rest of the world but wonderful all the same.
Their real problem is in the last 20 years god has taken a real strangle hold in Government and now we have finally got people like Bush who thinks finding a cure to paralysis, blindness and a large list of other disorders is morally wrong if it means you have take samples from a cluster of 150 cells. With In vitro Fertilization they manually collect eggs from the mother and inject the eggs with sperm. When these eggs have been fertilized they place some of them back in the mother until some take hold and the mother falls pregnant. The rest of the eggs they have in storage literally are flushed down the drain. So the scientists wanted to do a very promising line of work on stem cells which are basically what these fertalized eggs are but Bush and a bunch of other god nuts get on the holy soap box and say its evil and your killing babies. WHAT A BUNCH OF LYING, DECEIVING PIG FUCKERS!!! Man they just piss me off to no end.
Anyways so here I am pointing out how lame the USA government is and state of affairs are but my friends you only have to look no further than Canberra and you can see the same shit take place, actually just look at every level of government and you will find its full of Ned Flanders and Benny Hinns just dying to ram baby Jesus so far up your arse you will be farting angles for the rest of your life. A prime example is recently unemployed John Howard who has led the charge along with his mate Kevin Andrews to stamp out the euthanasia bill of the northern territory. These guys seem to think that its better for a person with a terminal illness to suffer in agony and with no dignity than for them to have the choice to end it under their own terms. That is the way God shows his love and perfection. With all due respect I would like to say "Fuck them, fuck them in their stupid arses"
John Howard recently spent 80 million of tax paying Australian dollars in putting Chaplins in our public schools and you can rest assured they are god fearing Christian chaplains. I think Howard would rather have his own float in a gay pride march than allow say an Atheist or a Hindu preach their own world view to our captive schooled youth.
Now in our great land we are renowned for being a Secular nation, meaning most of us told God to bugger off and decided to live in the real natural world. Yay for us. So this dose perplex me a little. Why in this great Secular nation are we content to let the religious minority get a government majority and dictate to us what is right and wrong, cant we decide for our selfs what is right and wrong?
*ugh just as a side distraction did anyone see Rove last week? After ranting about how crap he is I felt it was my duty to be fair and check up on him to see if he got any better. The bastard I swear has had a tooth enlargement and if he had any stubble on his face you would have trouble telling him different from a gerbil. No wonder that asshole really gets up my arse.*
This is the kicker t]hough Rudd loves god just as much. The low point of the recent election is Him and Howard were arguing on a private live feed to Australian Christians telling them how much more they love god than the other and how if god was a Aussie he would vote for their party. Who gives a shit and who is dumb enough to actually think that being a Christian makes you a better person! Hitler was a Catholic, Ted Bundy was vice-president of the Methodist Youth Fellowship. By no means am I saying being one makes you a bad person I'm just saying its irrelevant just like charisma is when deciding to vote for a member of government.
Anyways right now my mind is fuddled as I'm tired and I fully intend to rant more on the subject and do it more justice at a later stage! Before I go how ever I would like to give a quick update on the local political news!!! Rudd's government has been sworn in now and the world hasn't exploded so thats a good sign. Peter Costello decided not to run for leader for the libs which really shocked the party but I cant blame him. Brendan Nelson is the new leader of the libs and he should be interesting to watch! Peter Garret is still just horrible and both parties want to try Harry Potter as a witch and burn him at the stake!
Lord Voldemort has joined the family first party and is promising them the families of Australia that they will fear and worship him and die in muggle hunts. What an ass!
Anyways I will be back soon to rant some more and may it rain pennies from heaven so hard and fast on to the stinky hippies in Byron Bay who sleep out in the open that it causes major lacerations and they all decide life is to hard and bugger off.
The End
They just looooooooove God, in fact on a recent survey around 50% of Americans think that the universe is only 6000 years old and we all came from two people called Adam and Eve who ate some magic fruit because a snake told them so and because of that we got AIDS, War, Oprah, Famine, Rove and Today Tonight. I would also like to point out that these people have the bombs! Yes Americans scare me! I would also like to state I have spent time in the USA and I met many wonderful people and in fact I would go to say they are just lovely! A little self absorbed and hugely ignorant of the rest of the world but wonderful all the same.
Their real problem is in the last 20 years god has taken a real strangle hold in Government and now we have finally got people like Bush who thinks finding a cure to paralysis, blindness and a large list of other disorders is morally wrong if it means you have take samples from a cluster of 150 cells. With In vitro Fertilization they manually collect eggs from the mother and inject the eggs with sperm. When these eggs have been fertilized they place some of them back in the mother until some take hold and the mother falls pregnant. The rest of the eggs they have in storage literally are flushed down the drain. So the scientists wanted to do a very promising line of work on stem cells which are basically what these fertalized eggs are but Bush and a bunch of other god nuts get on the holy soap box and say its evil and your killing babies. WHAT A BUNCH OF LYING, DECEIVING PIG FUCKERS!!! Man they just piss me off to no end.
Anyways so here I am pointing out how lame the USA government is and state of affairs are but my friends you only have to look no further than Canberra and you can see the same shit take place, actually just look at every level of government and you will find its full of Ned Flanders and Benny Hinns just dying to ram baby Jesus so far up your arse you will be farting angles for the rest of your life. A prime example is recently unemployed John Howard who has led the charge along with his mate Kevin Andrews to stamp out the euthanasia bill of the northern territory. These guys seem to think that its better for a person with a terminal illness to suffer in agony and with no dignity than for them to have the choice to end it under their own terms. That is the way God shows his love and perfection. With all due respect I would like to say "Fuck them, fuck them in their stupid arses"
John Howard recently spent 80 million of tax paying Australian dollars in putting Chaplins in our public schools and you can rest assured they are god fearing Christian chaplains. I think Howard would rather have his own float in a gay pride march than allow say an Atheist or a Hindu preach their own world view to our captive schooled youth.
Now in our great land we are renowned for being a Secular nation, meaning most of us told God to bugger off and decided to live in the real natural world. Yay for us. So this dose perplex me a little. Why in this great Secular nation are we content to let the religious minority get a government majority and dictate to us what is right and wrong, cant we decide for our selfs what is right and wrong?
*ugh just as a side distraction did anyone see Rove last week? After ranting about how crap he is I felt it was my duty to be fair and check up on him to see if he got any better. The bastard I swear has had a tooth enlargement and if he had any stubble on his face you would have trouble telling him different from a gerbil. No wonder that asshole really gets up my arse.*
This is the kicker t]hough Rudd loves god just as much. The low point of the recent election is Him and Howard were arguing on a private live feed to Australian Christians telling them how much more they love god than the other and how if god was a Aussie he would vote for their party. Who gives a shit and who is dumb enough to actually think that being a Christian makes you a better person! Hitler was a Catholic, Ted Bundy was vice-president of the Methodist Youth Fellowship. By no means am I saying being one makes you a bad person I'm just saying its irrelevant just like charisma is when deciding to vote for a member of government.
Anyways right now my mind is fuddled as I'm tired and I fully intend to rant more on the subject and do it more justice at a later stage! Before I go how ever I would like to give a quick update on the local political news!!! Rudd's government has been sworn in now and the world hasn't exploded so thats a good sign. Peter Costello decided not to run for leader for the libs which really shocked the party but I cant blame him. Brendan Nelson is the new leader of the libs and he should be interesting to watch! Peter Garret is still just horrible and both parties want to try Harry Potter as a witch and burn him at the stake!
Lord Voldemort has joined the family first party and is promising them the families of Australia that they will fear and worship him and die in muggle hunts. What an ass!
Anyways I will be back soon to rant some more and may it rain pennies from heaven so hard and fast on to the stinky hippies in Byron Bay who sleep out in the open that it causes major lacerations and they all decide life is to hard and bugger off.
The End
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Great stuff. You made my morning.